Customers, Religion, LGBTQIA+ and Work: Meanwhile, in Westboro…

Meanwhile, in Westboro…

By maconda99 - 06/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML

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You deserved it 5 200

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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You deserved it 2 755

By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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You deserved it 2 637

All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00

Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 122

You deserved it 184

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 762

You deserved it 3 942

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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You deserved it 369

Storage wars

By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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You deserved it 107

By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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You deserved it 7 478

By socknotes - 09/03/2016 04:02 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 837

You deserved it 1 455

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 561

You deserved it 3 535

By Mal2222 - 12/02/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 294

You deserved it 35 175

Checkmix 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:54

Hey, men can wear rainbow tags without being gay! That women needs to be punched or something for being stereotypical. Besides, I bet your a very FABULOUS man.

LaVonne 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:58

Wow. I'm Christian myself and cannot STAND people like that :/

Comments

Melanie_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:10

Every time you see a rainbow honey, God is having gay sex

MissKittyKat24 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:16

That is terrible, way to teach your kids ignorance.

K_T_Dorkcraft 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:16

uggg, I feel sorry for her daughter.

ReyEr9412 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:49

I second that. People are only religious because children are indoctrinated with these fairy tales at such a young age.

Failercoptor 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:18

you should have laughed and replied "LOL What god?"

truelyawesome 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:10

the one who created us, dumbass

narwalofdeath 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 3:02

how do you know he created us?

kris18gc 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:43

win comment!

Put_u_on_blast 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:19

Homophobe piece of crap Let people live their live damn it

mf_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:22

what a stupid—you know what, if i talk about that mom's answer to her daughter's question, we're gonna be here for days. i hope you said, "hail satan."

Elamdri 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:24

Today, I found out my mother is a hatemonger. FML

ProfMike789 1

Monday 6 April 2009 10:24

#4 is awesome. Though wearing a rainbow CAN have its downsides: One time, I wore a bunch of political buttons (one was a rainbow for gay rights) to a college Democrats' party, and this really sketchy, ultra-flamboyant gay senior started hitting on me. FML

Amkii 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:27

Wait, what?! Why does a rainbow = hating God?!?! Didn't 'he' create rainbows?

Chunchunchun 3

Monday 16 November 2009 20:29

The rainbow is the accepted symbol of the gay rights community, she thought he was gay.

Lackadaisy_Baby 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:28

I wonder if she implodes whenever she sees a real rainbow, and if she thinks the creators of Skittles hate God too. Hmm... But seriously, I would've just told her (as flamboyantly as possible) "Of course I hate him, sweetcheeks! Wouldn't YOU hate someone who'd force you to burn for eternity over something like a little buttsex? Geez!"