First Dates, Vegetarian and Love: Meat is murder

Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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Attention to details

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 10:00 - Spain

Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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Talksyic 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:00

"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

playnejayne 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:06

definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

Comments

Jlevrt 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:35

forget her

SealClubber 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:45

is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

purplemnm 9

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:10

he'd have to choke his meat

AquaSky 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:49

More steak for you.

xbixxgirlx 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:55

maybe u should have waited for her to get back ummm duh! Jesus I hate when guys do that.

damnrosi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:55

how could you be infatuated with her and NOT know that she is a vegetarian? and you should not have ordered for her (that was probably the overly aggressive part, taking charge and telling her what she will be eating on the date)

wexou3 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:03

you dont order for a women without her consent on the first date . thats just the rule mate . be a gentlemen

madmonkeykilla 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:11

vegatarianism makes no sense I mean I know your against killing animals and what not but if you don't eat either some one else will or it will go bad on the shelf which is a waste as long as people like meat they will still cook it and sell it so what is the point of letting it go bad shove it your mouth and chew for god sakes!!

dudeface 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:12

On the plus side, maybe the next girl you get on with won't force you to choose between delicious ******** or delicious steaks. You're better off.

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:16

"How are you going to get your pudding if you don't eat your meat?" Looks like you'll have all that meat for yourself -- a metaphor for the rest of that date, I'll bet, and probably for your near future.