Awkward, Neighbours and Intimacy: Meet the twins

Meet the twins

By eringoBRA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 308

You deserved it 53 288

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Top comments

xXxSophiexXx 8

Friday 6 May 2011 19:02

how do you forget something like that?? lol

ckyorelse 18

Friday 6 May 2011 18:59

very nice!

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xviem 0

Friday 6 May 2011 22:46

that's hot.

lfahlquist 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:18

Is it a tit bit nipply out today?

mdog098 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:19

I would like to that

alistairkb 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:30

typical american

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:38

Typical retard.

Osito2011 9

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:36

wish I was your neighbor

imcheerish 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:47

it wouldn't be an fml if it was a boy

Ganga666 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:52

I think you're a lying bitch, but if this IS true, you're retarded

boricua458 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:55

They obviously don't get your sense of humor! I for one found it funny!

franceypants 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:56

not even a bra???

mgrubby 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:06

Pics or it didn't happen!

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The Top

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 750

You deserved it 27 040

Today, I went to work 8:30 am. Human stayed home. Got home at 5pm. Human is working on his music at home. It is 7:11 pm and Human is still on his computer working on the same song, on replay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 342

The Top

Today, I've counted the unanswered 29 emails and 91 calls I've made to the university. The accountant at my company submitted the wrong reference number when doing the payment to the university, and now I cannot register for the course. Every time I get a response, I'm asked for info already provided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 894

You deserved it 86

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 345

You deserved it 4 495

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 197

You deserved it 5 386

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 792

You deserved it 6 915

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 079

You deserved it 4 969

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 337

You deserved it 1 185