Embarrassing and Work: Memorable presentation

Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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New face

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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cals 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:18

suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.

Ross2Smoove 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:48

oood that horriable

Comments

nwaj 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:51

good one

pedotroll 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:51

the exact same thing happened to me. except it was on my face.....and it was ****.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:04

Your own? In the words of Filter, "Hey, Man, Nice Shot!"

kaleyyy 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:55

haha. kinda funny...but embarasssssing :(

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:14

A snot shaped tie tack, not quite as cool as frog shaped shit but it could catch on.

D3kl3 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:20

rofl.. that frog shaped shit is a fake.

vampkid 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:39

disgusting...but funny.

Ross2Smoove 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:48

oood that horriable

IDOLGIRL 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:19

that is so freakin nasty-someone should have given you a snot-rag immediately. I, for one, would have thrown up at the sight of you ( I have snot-o-phobia) FYL