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By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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cals 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:18

suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.

Ross2Smoove 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:48

oood that horriable

Comments

virusgvr28 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:29

you shmuck!!!

D3kl3 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:41

get a new tie... now... you got pwned

D3kl3 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:48

hasn't that happened to everyone?

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:53

1 for not pissing yourself.

Nylok 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:54

if it got on your tie that probably means you didn't cover your mouth, you gross asshole. getting it on your hand would have sucked but it's better than on your suit where everyone can see.