Love: Memories - FML

Memories

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville

Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML

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Plush4318 1

Friday 27 July 2012 18:52

Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.

cj1169 13

Friday 27 July 2012 18:53

Well, was he wrong?

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thecatcherkid 0

Monday 30 July 2012 7:48

True love

i_am_that_one 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:04

What's the difference?

benmec 18

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:46

Same thing. Nuff said.

ZombieKitteh 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 7:57

Christ women can get so upset by the stupidest shit. Take something tiny like that and draw such outrageous conclusions from it. He didn't stop loving you, he didn't stop caring about your relationship, you're not unimportant to him, he forgot a !@#$ date.

krisskrossed 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 5:01

That poor bastard.. I feel bad for him already.

CottonCandyQueen 16

Saturday 2 August 2014 14:45

Close enough

jds91_fml 7

Wednesday 6 August 2014 11:53

...Was it garbage day? that's not something you want to forget..

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 19 November 2015 4:43

Some people are just bad at remembering dates.

J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 19:45

Well at least he didn't for his choir? I am sorry it happened, but forgive him and accept that your husband (Like a lot of us) forget things. I am sure he was able to make it up to you later.

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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML

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Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over one of our dog's toys. Instead of telling the doctors what actually happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML

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Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML

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Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML

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Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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