Messed up

By socal000 - 20/10/2011 12:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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Same thing different taste

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that1guy1 13

I would start with that. " I tripped and spilled my urine sample," seems to work well.

"Here's your urine sample" *hands over carpet*

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OP - do you know what sort of insane stuff does on in doctors' offices?? My dad is a PA and tells us all sorts of horror stories AND I worked with him briefly... incontinent old people have accidents all the time... also, I once vomited all over the doctor's office myself, then had to walk up to the desk to shamefully admit it to someone... so really, do NOT be ashamed... they have seen it all!

Fill it with some water. Ur piss should be somewhat clear anyways if your well hydrated.

azazcz 3

Why is there a carpet in the bathroom

"I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet." That sounds good!

murphy22 6

Embarrassment is understandable, just tell them and take another test I'm sure they've seen worse with stool samples.

Why would there be carpet in the bathroom? Tiles are usually the norm.

bubbles42597 0

Just drink a lot of water from the sink and wait some more

Why does your doctors office have carpet? Especially in the bathroom :/