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OP - do you know what sort of insane stuff does on in doctors' offices?? My dad is a PA and tells us all sorts of horror stories AND I worked with him briefly... incontinent old people have accidents all the time... also, I once vomited all over the doctor's office myself, then had to walk up to the desk to shamefully admit it to someone... so really, do NOT be ashamed... they have seen it all!
me dumbest ****
Fill it with some water. Ur piss should be somewhat clear anyways if your well hydrated.
"I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet." That sounds good!
Why would there be carpet in the bathroom? Tiles are usually the norm.
Why does your doctors office have carpet? Especially in the bathroom :/
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I would start with that. " I tripped and spilled my urine sample," seems to work well.
"Here's your urine sample" *hands over carpet*