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Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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By Indoraptor - 14/11/2009 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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The Nutcracker

By lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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emilysanftwsom 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:34

I hope you dumped him.

Funambulist 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:11

Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 15 November 2009 15:22

Which half was naked? I'm hoping she was topless and he was bottomless. Sexy! Who the **** do you think you are wandering around backstage before the play is over? That's unacceptable for any decent theater company.

Zoridium_JackL 0

Monday 16 November 2009 0:36

#13... agreed, on both parts, but seriously, you should NEVER go backstage before the show UNLESS your actually in the show, otherwise you'll distract the performer, and then they will not perform well, so, FYL for being a person who can't respect a performers warm up time, and YDI for similar reasons.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:55

#35 Please stop saying 'perform' lol! I don't see why the OP is upset, she clearly mentions they were just rehearsing. Practice makes perfect!

Tmaster2 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 6:22

are you kidding me...you're retarded. that's the last thing on her mind..

Tmaster2 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 6:22

are you kidding me...you're retarded. that's the last thing on her mind..

SmokinGuns 13

Thursday 17 October 2013 21:27

Stop trying to make it seem like its her fault. Im pretty sure her (ex) boyfriend isnt a famous actor therefore all these "rules" are stupid and ignorant. She knew someone in the play so she wanted to wish them luck. nothing wrong with that except for the fact that her boyfriend was a cheating scumbag.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 5 October 2014 19:56

Silent sarcasm

potsie 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 16:55

@ #9... the FML before this one

cs3 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 17:29

didn't see that coming, eh?

wyld3fyr3 3

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:52

but the other chick did...

Latin_babe 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 17:52

sucks to be you... but you also deserve it for being ok with your man kissing another girl (even in a play) that gives them wings....

boatkicker 4

Sunday 15 November 2009 18:05

#16, please never date an actor. Kissing in a play doesn't 'give them wings.'

Poeticnobody 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 18:58

Uhm, yeah, definitely was in a play where the blocking was intimate...my boyfriend watched as he ran the sound board for it. He was totally okay it because he trusted me. Didn't "give me wings" at all.