Love, Marriage and Argument: Are you the wife from the previous FML?

Are you the wife from the previous FML?

By Anonymous - 24/08/2021 04:02

Today, I don’t think I’ve ever been so angry. I was already mad at my husband, but he asked if we could just skip the boring two-hour argument, assume he’d already given me an empty apology and quietly return to hating each other while at least being civil about it. FML

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You deserved it 362

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Same thing different taste

Yikes

By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 17:00

Today, while arguing with my husband, I asked him what was making him so angry. He threw a spoon at the kitchen floor and yelled, “I AM NOT ANGRY!!!!” FML

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You deserved it 240

The main antagonist

By Anonymous - 24/07/2023 06:00

Today, my wife has been grumpy all day, because she decided to get herself worked up over an argument we had and then peacefully settled three months ago. Like she suddenly gets to reopen the argument for no reason. I’m refusing to continue the argument on principle, hence her grumpiness. FML

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You deserved it 184

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 17:01

Today, I asked my husband to talk and he got the most tired and “Here we go again” look and then asked what he’d done wrong this time. Apparently, I get mad at him so often that now every time we talk, he immediately assumes he did something wrong. I think I’m a horrible wife. FML

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You deserved it 1 837

Cover up

By atsukobo - 02/11/2020 22:59 - United States

Today, after a nasty fight with my military husband, which resulted in mandatory marriage counseling, he told me we needed to talk about the fight. Not talk it over and apologize; talk it over so our stories are consistent when we see the therapist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 420

You deserved it 194

That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife and I have been fighting for two days straight. We haven’t talked all day. It all started with me asking where to park. FML

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You deserved it 115

Neverending

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 19:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I came home and my spouse decided to bring up our past arguments. I apologized to him for the mean things I said, not conjuring his faults. I spoke to him gently and was interested in his thoughts. I validated his feelings. I was engaged in the discussion. He responded to me with, “Too little too late!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 605

You deserved it 298

Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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You deserved it 291

Time for an intervention

By Sierra Madre - 20/10/2019 04:00

Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML

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You deserved it 189

Yada yada yada

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML

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You deserved it 1 735

Childish but effective

By unhappy wifey - 28/09/2012 06:09 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

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You deserved it 4 021

diraven 15

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:17

Wait, you can do that? This guy's a genius!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:18

Learning to keep seething hatred from boiling over is needed to have a long marriage!

Comments

diraven 15

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:17

Wait, you can do that? This guy's a genius!

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:56

Write that down, write that down.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:18

Learning to keep seething hatred from boiling over is needed to have a long marriage!

EBrogen 12

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:35

That's the funniest, most logical thing a husband has ever said to completely empty a wife's argument on any subject. Even if she wins, she loses. Tell me the email and I'll send the chosen gift certificate for dinner with enough for drinks. Although, it's anonymous. I'll never know if the person is truthful. Go to cousins tomorrow around noon in Shoemakersville, PA and it's on me. that's Monday, aug 24th.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:58

That's a pro gamer move, if ever I've heard one.

enginsteve 17

Tuesday 24 August 2021 7:03

I tried that. I learned real quick it doesn't work and only serves to exponentialy whatever argument is occuring. I also realized the dumber the argument the longer the extension. one must always endure the pain. lesson learned.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 24 August 2021 8:05

You must be a horrible person to be around.

TheGamingaFail 7

Tuesday 24 August 2021 8:37

Why marry your spouse if you hate them

cacheson 41

Tuesday 24 August 2021 19:02

Counseling or divorce.

Silver_helmet 10

Tuesday 24 August 2021 21:02

He probably has had enough of this marriage. Face the truth and have a talk on whether he wants to file for divorce, and try to find out why he hasn't done it yet.