MILF

By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset

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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML
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Becca_Bear_98 19

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

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xlord 27

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

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STEALTHHUNTER88 13

You breast be keeping your eyes on the up and up, OP..

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Brandi_Faith 33

It would be so awkward, but it would be like a train-wreck, you can't not notice or stare.

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kittina 22

Really? I prefer not to think about my mother's boobs...

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beaverteaser 16

You went over seas, while you're mom got bigger *******?

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shufflyn 16

at least at dinner you didn't go mom your breast...I mean this chicken breast is amazing!!!

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Tankkiller308 16

Now if they would only make brain implants to make some people smarter

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FrankHotpants 31

Why is this such an inconvenience for you? Good for her.

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krystenk93 23

No one said anything about it being inconvenient. You really can't blame OP for being surprised...

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worldclassrager 39

I sure hope you can quit staring you may get an earful from your father and maybe your mother as well... Hope your studies went well

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Shadowbay 18

Guess it's kinda like when you see someone's zipper open or something... this is worse but your just in shock, understandable... but good for her.

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shay_serendipity 29

OP'S Mom: "Did you enjoy studying abroad?" Op: "Yeah it was the breast- BEST, I meant best, experience I've had so far..."

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