Milkmaid

By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

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well he meant it in a good way, since most woman refer to their weight often he probably assumed youwere, especially since there probably is a little "baby fat" left from the pregnancy and the term cow is commonly used to describe big or fat. so at least you have a husband who tried to make you feel better

Blindrage6 0

I'm sure he meant nothing by it. Most men try to stay on the good side of women, so when he said that, he isn't saying he thinks you're fat. He's saying he doesn't think you're fat, he just wants to avoid telling you that you aren't, so you don't scream at him. Either way, don't be offended. We men try everything we can to say the right thing. We sometimes just....fail

HyperExecuter 0

he was just trying to make u feel better... if u were pregnant u should not care about your weight anyways

forensicsbatch 0

Kinda set yourself up for that one

"Hey dear, I'm a cow!" Doesn't make sense.

Sober1128 9

how is this an FML? most guys would think that that's what you meant because of the weight you gained while pregnant. stop being so damn sensitive.

mersade 0

Damn I hope my husband doesn't say that to me if I ever say that to him once I have my baby. :/

predavlad 3

You set the joke up for him, he couldn't help it :)