Weird, Awkward and Health: Mind your own business

Mind your own business

By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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PhDInLife 8

Friday 31 May 2013 3:32

Why don't you carry your own soap with you? If you know you are allergic and also know how unhygienic it is to not wash, YDI for putting yourself in that position!

bballer4life895 13

Friday 31 May 2013 3:29

Don't be to "rash"-ional.

Comments

dj041392 9

Friday 31 May 2013 23:35

Don't be a pushover no one gives a ****, if your going to break out in a rash don't use the soap

tildoorf84 7

Saturday 1 June 2013 0:17

YOU'RE DUMB.

FimogenFeels 14

Saturday 1 June 2013 0:27

At least wash your hands under running water. YDI that's nasty.

techchef 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:07

I am like OP...And I was reported, and fined by the Board of Health because I did not wash my hands upon leaving the public bathroom. I had soap that i was NOT allergic to back at my station (deli) that I was planning on using as soon as i got back

OverBlossomed 21

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:10

This is why I carry hand sanitizer. And people really need to learn to mind their own business, including the elderly!

Lili_love 14

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:45

uh, that's still gross. carry some soap with you so you can wash up at least

Radtastic 9

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:51

Yuk you should just use water anyways unless you have hand sanitiser. Also you should have told her to piss off.

techchef 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 8:31

Also to add-for those who keep saying "Carry Soap" Some places have uniforms without pockets...how do we do that? GO to our locker every freaking time we gotta wash our hands?

DelphiCat 17

Saturday 1 June 2013 13:30

Uh yes. Or just use water (which isn't great, but would be better than nothing). Also if we're talking about your place of work you could explain the issue to your boss and i'm pretty sure they'd provide you with soap (as i have never heard of a workplace which condones not washing your hands).