Drugs and Kids: Mindblowing

Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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Legal Eagle

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 05:01

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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The betrayal

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 16:01

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

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thefallenqueen 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:44

parents these days..

1337Anonymous911 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:45

So you just let the drug abuse continue?

Comments

cali4eva 12

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:05

If the parent searched the room and found nothing bad then the child could reasonably feel betrayed, but since her mom found drugs, it goes to show that she shouldn't be trusted.

horneyhic 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:17

The mom found "paraphernalia" for all u no that could be a lighter and a pencil besides smoking pot does not make one untrustworthy lieing about it would and she didn't even do that she successfully changed the subject

ouchiness 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:13

Parents these days have this mindset; that children are their slaves and have no personal rights since the parents pay for everything. We no longer live in an agricultural society, and neither an industrial one. And, therefore, children these days shouldn't be treated the same as they were back then. If a parent decides to bring a child into this nasty world, it is the parent's responsibility to provide for the child. And to give it rights. OP shouldn't have gone into her daughter's room.

yamazumi 8

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:48

Exactly. People have children for entirely selfish reasons, they have them because they want them. It is their responsibility to provide for that child until the child can do so themselves (this does not mean you force them to pay rent when they are 13, it means you encourage them to get a good job and have their independence when they have finished school, if they don't want to do that, tough luck, you brought them into this world). Children have every right to their own privacy, they did not ask to be here. Keep them safe but don't trawl through their personal stuff to do so, especially when they are almost adults themselves.

jabudz 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:10

You contradict yourself. As a parent it is your job to protect your child. Drugs are dangerous and damaging. Therefore, if the situation requires a parent has the responsibility to search their child's room for drug or drug paraphernalia. Finally, it is as simple as this, my house my rules. It's called respecting your elders, I learned to as a child and I owe my career and success to my upbringing by my parents.

yesyesnonono 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:32

So leave her alone. If she wants to smoke pot is that really your choice to make?

raraisbang 12

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:13

Yes it is if it's being done under her roof. Her house, her rules. If my kid was caught with drugs and/or paraphernalia in my house, I'd call the police on them to teach them a well deserved lesson Dont break the law, especially not under my roof.

raraisbang 12

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:51

77, I was spanked as a child, and I turned out just fine. Oh, and before you ask, no I do not resent my parents. I actually respect them. Hell yes I needed my ass beat sometimes, and I got it. Thank god for it, otherwise I would've turned out more like you.

yupitssoph 18

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:55

154, for all you know 77 could be an honor roll kid. My dad used to spank me when I was little but that's not what made me respect him. I was terrified of him when he got angry for years. What made me respect my dad is that now when he gets angry and screams at me, we can both calm down and talk about it like rational people. And I like to think I turned out fine.