Drugs and Kids: Mindblowing

Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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Legal Eagle

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 05:01

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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The betrayal

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 16:01

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

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thefallenqueen 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:44

parents these days..

1337Anonymous911 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:45

So you just let the drug abuse continue?

Comments

kimg0885 23

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:50

At least she's smarter than u?!

chrissy6566 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 18:58

If its just pot who cares. Cannabis does no damage to the body.

raraisbang 12

Thursday 28 June 2012 19:48

Its illegal. That should be argument enough. Nobody cares that it "should" be legal, because it isn't. Idk about you, but personally I want my kid to grow up to be a law abiding citizen that doesn't call me one day from jail asking me to bond her out.

The_F3rris 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 1:04

So the only thing wrong with cannabis is that it is illegal? So if it is legalized what would the harm be then? Nothing? So whats the problem?

ppiluk 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 19:49

I have always told my children that they have no expectation of privacy. If and only if I feel the need to search their room or monitor their communications I will. My daughter is 16 and my son is 13 and I have never had to do either. I hope to keep it this way.

rubyliu8420 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 19:58

Ydi totally for invading her privacy. Even tho she's wrong, you're just as wrong for that.

raraisbang 12

Thursday 28 June 2012 21:48

It's OPs daughter. Of she doesn't want to give her privacy, she doesn't have to. Her house, her rules.

Hockeyboy4280 18

Thursday 28 June 2012 21:01

154, first off, you don't even know me... Showing a lot of respect there. Second, I apologized to YDI_4_suking because I felt my comment was more than rude, so Actually I showed him more respect than you're showing me. When I hear an "ass beating" I think of punching and getting beaten. My mistake.