Fear and Transportation: Mistaken identity

Mistaken identity

By Fantastic - 04/03/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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Ohhh, wham bam thank you ma'am

By gagus123 - 28/10/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML

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You deserved it 951

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 318

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 144

By Al - 05/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML

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You deserved it 13 551

Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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You deserved it 40 251

By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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You deserved it 13 264

Thanks, dude

By unfortunate - 09/06/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

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You deserved it 4 243

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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You deserved it 91 603

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:26

That will teach you that while it is good to be aware and cautious in these kind of situations judging people just on their size/features will not usually work in your favour. Epic Fail!

z4opv14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:19

Ahaha, oh man that reminds me of how a young child might mistaken someone else for their mother. But yeah, must've been embarrassing, nonetheless I wouldn't call it a FML.

Comments

Kyzomo 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:40

HaHaHaHa, u need to relax, go take some self defense classes so ur not so scared

BeyondAwkward 4

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:26

I'm 6'3" and would never hurt anyone. ):

oobatz28 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:57

how are they a racist... they never said his color... maybe you're a racist lizo

Frnnkdlxx 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:00

I agree with #2, probably racist. i'm 6'7, black and young, and i get that all the time. It really bothers me, but, at least I know that the majority of the time I probably have more money than the person spazzing out about me. So **** you bastards.... respectfully.

xjlynn16x 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:53

Oh Wow. If I Were That Other Person I'd Be Like WTF. You Should Get An Electric Starter So You Can Find Your Car Easier So That Doesn't Happen Again.

lattee 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:33

how is this a **** my life exactly ??

Kay8 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:46

I would have been freaked to. I'm totally paranoid though. Keep the doors locked on my apt at all times.

Kay8 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:47

Oh and xjlynn16x my mom always had a way of doing that and embarassing us kids all at the same time...Panic alarm lol

InjectYourGod 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:32

It really sucks to be on the other end, though. I'm 6'3"/230. It's embarrassing when you're minding your own business and people do panicky stuff like unlock their car real quick or keep looking over their shoulder. Don't worry, most people don't want to rape you, mug you, or kill you. Odds are, most of the bigger people would help you.