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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Richardson

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 683
You deserved it 61 157

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theneatoburrito 8

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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That's what you get for intending to litter. YDI

YDI, more for the compulsive littering than for being drunk.

I can honestly say.. I have done that before without being drunk.

Satoaoi 13

I hope it was an iPhone you threw off the balcony >=>

my favorite, is to drink my cig & inhale my soda thru a straw.. lucky

artiiculate 2

I've texted and smoked while drunk. You just have to not be an idiot.

beachbum561fla 14

And it still works. I smell bs

You must be proud of what you learned.