Health, Drunk and Mistakes: Mix up

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Richardson

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

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theneatoburrito 8

Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:44

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

kakarot2 11

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:32

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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fyl36915 9

Friday 1 February 2013 20:25

YDI for littering

youjeanss 4

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:38

Good thing you didnt put your cigarette on your ear and light your phone

FlyFrey 4

Saturday 2 February 2013 22:56

Why the hell would you through your cigarete off your balcoy, serves you right.

REFF_fml 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 9:30

Its ok we all make mistakes... (apparently some of them are absolutely retarded)

Klavier 5

Monday 25 February 2013 0:45

Looks like you doubled your chances of something bad happening by. . . three. Sorry, you deserved it.

drpepper2019 21

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:50

Well you shouldn't smoke anyway!

tazzy349 11

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:08

Ha ha ha

rogierownage 4

Sunday 27 October 2013 15:00

Not smoking greatly reduces the chance of this happening

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 8 September 2015 2:05

you must have been pretty hammered OP.

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