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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Richardson

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

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kakarot2 11

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Anyone who dares smoke or drink gets buried in YDI's. seems to be an FML rule.

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dietbacon 13

OP, I have a tip for you: how about next time you don't throw anything off the balcony?

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U_GotitDude 18

You totally deserved that one

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ksks1234 33

It is your choice to smoke, so I won't do the, "you deserve it for smoking" but you should invest in some sort of ashtray instead of throwing butts off the balcony. I would be mad if I was walking and got hit by a cigarette.

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ulissey_fml 22

Don't be surprised to be the butt of the joke...

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KiddNYC1O 20

You're so cool smoking and drinking at the same time.

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CheeseHater 23

He just said, he was drunk. That's a drug. And it's perfectly adequate for making idiotic things.

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