Intimacy: Moments of wonder

Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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You deserved it 19 168

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

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You deserved it 13 739

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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You deserved it 9 491

Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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You deserved it 7 122

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 081

By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 119

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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You deserved it 6 270

By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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You deserved it 20 829

Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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You deserved it 23 262

By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 11 764

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 558

You deserved it 21 021

vaykay_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:11

she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:24

It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.

Comments

glitchedgamer 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:15

You are responsible for your own ******. your gf sounds like a bitch

whatdehell 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:21

guess you now know sex isn't only about you in the bedroom.

rachel_souther 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:58

she was probably joking!!

anonymous13791 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 17:06

shoot her in the ******* face!!!!

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 9:19

Well then.

vietmanx 10

Monday 18 April 2011 9:19

time to step ur game up

Noname7453 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 2:16

Dude, give her my number. I'll have her flood your bed.

BoraALAP 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:38

dude sorry but something is wrong with your girl or you

chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:47

how the hell could you go 3 years without having one ??? i would die. talk about sexual frustration.

billcowbane 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 22:00

or.."yeah me too." lol

cradle6 13

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:33

Untrue. Not all women are physically capable of orgasming. It's a small percentage but it still does happen. Also, it takes two to tango.

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The Top

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML

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The Top

Today, I got a great job offer but things are constantly changing at my current position due to COVID. So I was honest and told them I wanted to see what my employer could offer. They took back their offer and gave it to someone else. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML

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Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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You deserved it 2 964

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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Today, my hammerhead of a dog decided to "help" me clean by grabbing the vacuum cord and dragging it across the house, knocking over everything in its path. The house is somehow messier than before I started. FML

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You deserved it 97