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Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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By justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Hard no

By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

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Just in case

By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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Emotional

By skyeraven - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:24

You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.

carry_on 19

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:23

This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!

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me999 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:49

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER! Breastfeeding your child in public is not okay!

baref00tmama 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 2:09

Breastfeeding in public is absolutely fine. Throwing a fit over what someone else does with their own breasts is not okay though. As for the "when they can ask, they're too old" argument-WHO recommends nursing until age two. Most children can ask long before that-many can sign "milk" as infants. Find something important to be outraged about, OP. Or you could try this revolutionary thing-turn your head!

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 29 January 2013 8:14

Why do people keep using the "the normal age for weaning is 4-7" argument when the OP explicitly said that the child was 8? If the child was 8 then therefore he is PAST the normal weaning age and he most definitely should not be breastfed anymore.

cswigglez 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:39

Australia - Where everything bites.

sarg1994 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 6:01

That kids a playa

blackonblight 32

Saturday 2 February 2013 10:25

That can't be healthy for the child. Psychologically at the least.

mkcherry 14

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:55

The kid no longer needs breast milk, it wont hurt him but its more of psychological and emotional dependency on the mothers part, and the child's part, rather than fulfilling any physical needs. I personally think that in a civilized society (where there is adequate access to other safe, nutritious food) theres no need besides codependency to breastfeed beyond 2 years of age, I weaned my kids slightly earlier than that), and even then I had given them bottles of breast milk, rather than breastfeed them).

droptableusers 7

Friday 19 April 2013 20:48

Thats so ******* sexy

penashmul 19

Monday 12 May 2014 22:55

Lysa and Robin/Robert... Gotta love game of thrones

OMGITSAKITTY 16

Sunday 17 August 2014 2:41

I can see this sort of thing happening at a walmart

TheAnon1313 28

Thursday 22 October 2015 23:12

I don't understand how this is an fml.... She has every right to breastfeed her child as long as she so wishes.

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