Monday morning blues

By desperate905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

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Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 460
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Trust me u dont have to be single to do something like that. Especially if ur wife sleeps nude

spankymrd 0

That's one way to cure morning wood

Is masturbating and sex really that much of a necessity?

Trust me as a psychologist i say you're not the inly one

Demonyx 6

I was completely unaware that there were varying degrees of singularity. Thank you for this bit of enlightenment.

PinkFun1969 9

that's great Today I was just pissed!! no reason, I took off all my clothes then...I was so much bettter. really my whole out look on life changed;-)