Monday morning blues

By desperate905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

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Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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Pentium_4 27

before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...

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momo1972 3

That's a good idea, I've been cramming that into my break time at work. Working at Starbucks can build up stress fast

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pr1nc3ss817 4

I'm just late for work. And out of batteries.

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dsgresl 2

Hey if you need a hand with that I'd be more than willing to help! No pun intended! Lol

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sandwichman1796 0

Try having a girlfriend and masturbating all the time..

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eloc42 1

Do it before bed man greatest sleep ever! And no planning time for that get to sleep 30 minutes later. Dont feel bad man its all in good fun

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Ibanez3x 5

Your fml and username aren't increasing your chances of getting a gf/bf anytime soon...

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