Monday morning blues

By desperate905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

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Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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Pentium_4 27

before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...

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Comments

tehdarkness 21

I think that's smart! I'm usually late for work..

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rdrr 2

Ok... Learn to speed up that process! A half an hour??? What are you a **** star?

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falcons10luv 0

Haha wow sorry that blows...well not u apperntly!

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kmenn8 2

Shoot... I do this all the time. And I get laid everyday. No shame.

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dansco 24

What a w@nker! Hey your just so full of chemicals! They seem to be clouding your judgement, why post such a thing?!

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yeahreally 6

you say horny and single, ill just say you have priorities. ahahaha

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rosymomo 1

Well Pentium_4 I don't see why ur single, u look very attractive to me

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deadman93 7

heres a solution everybody: shut the **** up about weather proper or improper spelling is ok on the internet. who the **** cares?

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