Food and Health: Monster Munch

Monster Munch

By Stupid_Chick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

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kevtheloser 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:28

Which of your chins are they hiding the food under?

rachelauren11 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:05

^^^ heyyy! I'm not fat and my family hides food from me too.

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alexjoseph5575 18

Thursday 9 July 2015 5:42

Probably because you eat it all, it sucks for us normal eaters.

childproofpizza 19

Monday 7 November 2016 19:17

my family hides my own food from me. my sister broke the lock on my closet to steal my chips.

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