Food and Health: Monster Munch

Monster Munch

By Stupid_Chick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

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kevtheloser 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:28

Which of your chins are they hiding the food under?

rachelauren11 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:05

^^^ heyyy! I'm not fat and my family hides food from me too.

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winslow310560 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:27

are they being polite and not telling you something that would hurt your feelings? I hope you know how to take a hint

bobalay 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:32

I eat all the food so my family can't hide it on me.

bobalay 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:32

I eat all the food so my family can't hide it on me.

blankettt 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:04

Now it's magically fixed itself -_-

myko8o8 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:07

How is this an FML? It sounds like this persons just bitching about life

aback 4

Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:16

It's more exciting when they have to hide all the booze.

EcstacyVonVanity 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:24

mine does too. I'm a 14 year old girl and I'm 82 lbs.

Ucla_cupcake 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:45

Lol fatass. It's ok op, I'm a fatass too.

neenaxo 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 5:13

That's why we got fast food and trash cans to get rid of the evidence :)

ange24 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 5:50

same here....

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