You clearly don't know a thing about phone sex.

I'm pretty sure he's assuming that OP called one of those phone sex lines, they cost money.

I think you're a little confused. He was making a joke about OP calling a phonesex hotline. But umm nice try.

"We gonna have a lil' phone sex, baby... On the hotline!!" Such a dirty song. :)

LOLLL #26 Nope.. I'm still not confused, but YOU are definitely a bitch. Please show me where in the FML that it says he was calling a phone sex hotline? It could've been his girlfriend or any other girl, he said "someone" it doesn't say "phone sex line". That's why his "joke" isn't funny. Also, way to be original! You couldn't come up with anything whitty to say, so you copy almost half of my comment hahahaha. Good one! Also, #23 Thanks but I already knew they cost money, but this is exactly why people shouldn't assume things. (Makes an ass out of "u" and me) I didn't think he called a hotline that wasn't the first thing on my mind, cause maybe he would've mentioned it? A lot of people have people who actually WANT to be with them... or have phone sex with them. I'm sorry my first reaction wasn't "OMG YOU CALLED A PHONESEX HOTLINE LOLZOLZOZLOZLOZL YOU PAID MONEY HAHAHA" No. I actually thought it was with a person he KNOWS. So, my bad? #21 I'm SOO sorry I don't call hotlines? Maybe because I have actual sex? You know, without the phone, and without having to pay? With someone who I actually know and with someone who cares about me? Which clearly you 3 (#21, 23, 26 and probably #5) don't know anything about because you're having too much phone sex! Or not getting anything? But I won't assume anything ;) #70 Thanks for making me laugh haha :) You're the only nice one and the only one who didn't judge me by my comment so thank you!

Forgot to edit: "I'm SOO sorry I don't call hotlines? Maybe because I have actual sex? You know, without the phone, and without having to pay? With someone who I actually know and with someone who cares about me? Which clearly you (#21, 23, 26 and probably #5) don't know anything about because you're having too much phone sex! Or not getting anything? But I won't assume anything ;) " Is that why you're such a bitch #26? Hahahahaa.

102 - I didn't judge you by your first comment, but you sure gave me a lot to go by with your second. Calm down, take a valium. It's really not that big a deal.

102 - you talk way too much. You just made yourself look like a complete idiot.

#102- Oh, insult me next! Please? But in case you don't, I'll tell you something truthful so you'll feel obligated to! You said "but this is exactly why people shouldn't assume things. (Makes an ass out of "u" and me)" yet you also say "I actually thought it was with a person he KNOWS.". Is that you assuming also? So you complain about people assuming yet you go and do it a few sentences away from your complaint... such a smart girl! P.S. I'm a little out of shape and haven't had sex in 5 months. Just a little info if you have trouble insulting me. Have fun! :D

102- tl;dr. Also, you spelled "witty" incorrectly. Your argument is invalid.

I can't thumb down 102 on the iPod app because of the wall of text.

118- me too! Hahahaha.

@102: I find it very difficult to believe your assertion that you "have actual sex" what with that 'tude.

102- you're calling 26 a bitch? Looks who's talking. It's so sad that I can't thumb your comment down because of all the shit you wrote.

102- you lead a self absorbed and miserable life don't you? That must suck.

"I'm SOO sorry I don't call hotlines? Maybe because I have actual sex?" I think everyone will agree with me when I say you should stop that immediately.

Haha I just saw this. And it's pretty hilarious. My couple of sentences warranted a paragraph? Someone is a little too defensive. I guess you were trying to be clever and just really show me how mean you can really be. Instead you embarrassed yourself. But umm nice try?

145: Lol with someone who "cares" about her. I feel sorry for that guy. Or more likely multiple multiple guys.

I don't care who it is, so long as she doesn't start breeding.

Dude thats my name Irrelevent*

Actually, yes it is.

28 - Boom! IN THE FAAACE!

28, you are so young. LOL...wait until you meet a guy that's really good at it. You'll be REALLY into it. (And later, sadly disappointed by every guy after that can't measure up.)

I'm just going to say this. If done properly ... Yea. It's going to be fun. Sides. I've never had complaints ... Only lovely screams of joy. But what do I know hmm?

68- ive met plenty of girls who like phone sex most the times its them that bring it up so just cause you dont like doesnt mean most girls dont either

whoops i meant 28>.

Speak for yourself:)

Ask OP, maybe he'll tell you

Op couldn't tell this guy what's up from down, you want to know why? Because op can't tell phone sex from real sex.

34- yeah, and what's the point of ********, and hand-jobs, and kissing, and whatever else? It's because (some) people find it fun! I personally find it boring. It just boils down to this saying; whatever floats your boat whatever tickles your pickle whatever razzles your dazzle ... yeah, you get the point

Like Ur dp

Señor chang would never hesitate to slap a bitch.