Intimacy: Mood: broken

Mood: broken

By talkingtoaretard - 25/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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Kinky

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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You deserved it 7 876

By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 9 067

Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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By long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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By lonelyandbored - 31/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML

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You deserved it 11 202

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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You deserved it 9 013

Feelings

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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You deserved it 9 796

HaloR 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:00

Forever alone*

ant2590 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

She needs practice in talking dirty

Comments

EduJav321 24

Wednesday 25 January 2012 22:42

... She is right though...

BreePallas 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:24

Um "someone"? That's a little sketchy.

IdaE 17

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:43

Somebody needs an phone sex acting lesson....

calivianya 29

Thursday 26 January 2012 2:13

Man, she's pitiful. If she didn't feel like playing along, she should have just said so in the first place. You need a better phone sex partner!

bresgirl17 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:00

Haha

Courtney_Sanders 6

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:30

I really don't understand the point of phone sex. Yeah, it can be pretty hot. But it always makes me want to see them and rip their clothes off. It's way too much of a tease for me!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:36

Your username is talking to a retard. I'm wondering, do you consider her retarded, or does she consider you to be retarded for getting so into phone sex? That is the question!