Love, Work, Friends and Suspicious: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By anonymous - 31/08/2023 08:00

Today, my overly friendly bubbly classmate, who’s like a preschool teacher hopped up on Red Bull, texted me, “Hey honey buns! Wanna meet up early before class and get groovin?!” My husband saw it and insisted that it's code for cheating. I'm not sure how I can explain that she’s just weird and wants to study. FML

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You deserved it 111

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 376

You deserved it 2 815

By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 757

You deserved it 54 335

Leave me alone

By Sadrainindeed - 18/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I ran into one of my classmates from high school. She’s really annoying and she talks A LOT. Honestly all I wanted was some coffee and some loneliness before my class started, but she just kept talking and talking and wouldn’t leave me alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 454

You deserved it 170

By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 215

You deserved it 2 734

By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 647

You deserved it 1 290

By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 007

You deserved it 276

By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 927

You deserved it 2 155

I'm watching you

By tappedants - 08/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Sugar Land

Today, my husband has a biker chick Facebook friend and this morning he posted on her page, calling her "the prettiest girl at the barn dance." She's a "friend" of mine as well, so I saw it in my feed. I asked him WTH? He got mad at me, accused me of spying on him, and now won't speak to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 662

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 396

You deserved it 4 374

Mixed feelings

By Spanner - 25/04/2019 00:00

Today, I realized why a female colleague keeps asking me if I'm high when I'm not. All I'm thinking when I see her is how glad I am to see her. Dilated pupils, flushed face, stupid grin on my face? I'm not high. I'm in love with her. She's married. Oh, and she wants to be my roommate for a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 577

You deserved it 571

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 31 August 2023 8:21

Try saying something like she’s just weird and wants to study.

xaddrus 17

Thursday 31 August 2023 12:24

ask him to come with

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 31 August 2023 8:21

Try saying something like she’s just weird and wants to study.

Nikki 17

Thursday 31 August 2023 13:48

Yeah I’m sure they didn’t try that already

Rake 15

Thursday 31 August 2023 10:02

Or maybe that person is actually flirting with you and your husband is right... Why go there and cause tension in your relationship because of some werido?

xaddrus 17

Thursday 31 August 2023 12:26

or maybe you can’t imagine that people are that happy bc you’re so depressed. stop projecting

Rake 15

Thursday 31 August 2023 13:39

Obviously, OP also thinks it sounded like flirting. You can see that by the choice of language. So why go there? I saw no connection to my happiness which is quite well thanks you very much. Some people just can't write a comment without trying to psychoanalyze others.

xaddrus 17

Thursday 31 August 2023 12:24

ask him to come with

Doom_Kitty 12

Thursday 31 August 2023 13:19

He's making drama because of a message? I wouldn't have the energy or patience for that^^

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 31 August 2023 13:51

I'm not sure you can. Looks like you're busted.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 31 August 2023 18:26

invite the hubby along to prove him wrong. Channeling my in er RichardPencil. Who knows, maybe it will open up a fresh possibility.

Chazzster 28

Thursday 31 August 2023 23:52

OP, turn it around in your mind. Imagine if your husband had gotten a message like that - How would you feel and react? Be honest with yourself… OP, you cannot help how weird others act - But you do have a choice of if you are going to join in the weirdness. Personally, I think your “bubbly” friend is flirting with you and hoping for something more than friendship. It’s really not wise to lead them on thinking you are OK with that if that’s the case.