Health, Covid and Dentist: More faces than Khloé Kardashian

More faces than Khloé Kardashian

By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 02:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom told me she'd scheduled me for a cleaning with my hometown dentist. When I reminded her that, according to my university's COVID guidelines, students shouldn't leave the county unless there's an emergency, she threw a hissy fit and told me I'm being "combative" and "looking for an excuse to fight." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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By gatewayev700 - 26/02/2015 16:18 - United States - Reading

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

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By Noname - 21/01/2009 12:36 - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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Stuck together

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 02:02 - United States - Wynnewood

Today, my mother is acting pissy because I poured my drink out on our front lawn. Apparently, this was, "ridiculous and embarrassing." Meanwhile, COVID is surging and it looks like I'll be quarantining with her. Kill me. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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Jesus wept

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 02:01

Today, my mom threatened to kick me out for asking if I could skip church for the next few weeks, because, you know, I have Covid and have been told to isolate for ten days, which obviously includes two Sundays. The woman would rather I infect her congregation than let me stay in bed while sick. FML

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Danger zone

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 10:00 - Denmark - Fredensborg

Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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Doormat blues

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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BMXDude22 12

Thursday 3 September 2020 15:05

You're gonna need a bigger shoehorn.

TinScarecrow 15

Thursday 3 September 2020 10:55

"County", not country. OP is probably still in the same state. With that reference and the context clues available OP is probably only the next county over. Probably less than an hour drive

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 September 2020 8:34

It is an emergency! Your teeth are under a Plaque Attack!

Chazzster 28

Thursday 3 September 2020 10:02

OP, either your family is outrageously wealthy to expect you go go to another country for a dental checkup or your mom is off her rocker. It’s unfortunate, but the break in people’s routines, the social isolation, and the worries about the pandemic are making some people act strangely. The nutty ones either deny the pandemic or take out their frustrations on the other people in their household - It could be some of both in your Mom’s case. Update: Oops, OP wrote county, not country. That makes more sense. But I stand by my statement that Mom is behaving irrationally and it’s probably due to stress from COVID.

TinScarecrow 15

Thursday 3 September 2020 10:55

"County", not country. OP is probably still in the same state. With that reference and the context clues available OP is probably only the next county over. Probably less than an hour drive

Susan Yee 9

Thursday 3 September 2020 21:40

It’s “county”, not “country”

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 3 September 2020 13:18

Nancy pelosi would do it, even if it was her law saying not to. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-calls-private-hair-salon-visit-against-local-regulations-a-setup/ar-BB18Ee2Y

BMXDude22 12

Thursday 3 September 2020 15:05

You're gonna need a bigger shoehorn.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 September 2020 21:46

It was a local San Francisco ordinance and the owner lied to her about the permissibility of her hair styling. Hopefully, she won't get her teeth cleaned by Dr. QAnon.