MORE! MORE!

By bursteardrums - 16/08/2011 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.

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caligirl1623 5

Is it that hard to get into your car and buy more oranges?

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Nuahavizu 17

That parrot sounds intense. o.o

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Samko_chan 5

awwww I have a bird who does the same.

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heresIsaac 4

when I first read this I thought you said parents not parrot...lol

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neonsugarXx 0

Lol that sucks... But das cutee! :3 he wants an orange. x3

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chuko1014 0

man you life sux i know how parrots can be my family in the valle of texas. has 3 macaws and 2 parrots damn do they scream but they talk like literally know english u kan have a hour conversation with them

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maximusaurelius 6

Give a parrot an orange, then it'll want some milk to make an orange julius. If you give it some milk, then it will want some more. If you give it more milk, then it will develop a taste for human blood. If it develops a taste for human blood, then it will become a vampire. If it becomes a vampire, then it will need to make followers. If it makes followers, then soon the entire town will become vampires, if that happens then that National Guard will be called in! Then they will become vampires too. Then the President will call in a nuclear strike and the United States will become a nuclear wasteland! Without the United States to control the world's nukes, then every crackpot nation will release their nukes as well! When that happens the world will be destroyed! That is why I had to take the business end of a hammer and introduce you to it......because you were giving a parrot an orange. TL:DR Don't give your parrot any more oranges.

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GraphicDesign89 0

I know how you feel! I used to have a parakeet that loved to rip all the seeds off of the mill spray and he wouldn't even eat them! He would just scwak and scwak until I put another one in his cage!!!

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jra808 0

parrot got annoying cuz no more oranges? wastes time on the Internet telling about it instead of grabbing oranges

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artangel22 0

umm I'm pretty sure that acidic fruits are bad for parrots and that really sucks mines almost the same for peanuts

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