Awkward, Movies and Love: Movie night

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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Polite

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 23:04

Think you should make him an ex.

DollyMolly 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:04

You should have left the theater and never looked back.

Comments

pppokeyface 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:03

Dump him! Make him pay! LOL ;}

spillproof 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:35

and why is he still your boyfriend?

CFR 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:44

That's when you walk out and never answer any of his calls because he's a dick. OR Buy another bag of popcorn and spend the rest of the movie throwing it at his head >=)

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:45

Don't dating an asshole would help. YDI

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:25

Why be an anti-social dumbass? join them too, DUH. You deserved to be left behind if you can't even piece that together.

fuckyourlife8 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 13:05

hahahahha. I'd be very surprised if you've ever gotten laid. Go back to first grade where you can pull a girl's hair because you like her. We're all a little more grown up here.

uSuck 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:05

ydi for not remembering that its always bros before hoes....

_i_h8_my_life_ 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:49

ha! If i were u...oh no...his ass would be nxt to me...if not??!! Hell raises! Somebody getting the bitchyness... oh *** no ha! his ass would get kicked all the way home..than i would just stare n say bros before hoes chicks before dicks! haha bitch!!!