Mr Rogers

By JWhite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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perdix 29

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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CoolRainbowdash 15

He wanted to make a grill to cook his turkey

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alexavh 0

Haha bbye leaves AND grass

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KickItHigh 32

For some reason i thought of the sims...

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Mackenzie99 6

Oh god... How did that work out lol

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FlyingWhisps 5

Your father is a smart man. Why do all the labor when you can just set the whole place on fire. I just might do that at my future workplace

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OfficeNinja 5

That is genius. From now on, all your neighbors will "volunteer" to do all his yard work for him - so he does not set their house on fire! Why did I not think of this awesome plan first???

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Amadeus_fml 8

Well actually out in the country families burn parts of their grass when it's dead because it will fertilize the soil and make the grass grown back greener.

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