Break-ups and Love: Multitasking - FML

Multitasking

By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:26

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:22

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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lsd_25 8

Friday 9 December 2011 0:57

he had to do it sometime

Lak3rsfolife66 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 0:12

Then u shouldve gotten better a long ass time ago

Bordo1203 3

Monday 23 July 2012 2:32

"I'll have a footlong on italian bread with umm… turkey, hold on, yaa I'm gonna break up with you, and I'll also have roast beef and american cheese on that."

teentee401 36

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:02

"Hey babe, it's over - HEY HEY HEY NO ONION!"

mikuxxhatsune 32

Tuesday 12 May 2015 10:32

Hey Mary.. .. Lettuce and Ham please I just wanna say... ...Mustard please That I am... ...Tuna as well Breaking up... ...Oh yes, chicken please With you.

bleedingglitter 24

Monday 25 May 2015 19:03

That drives me insane. We didn't take your order if you were on the phone at the one I worked at.

nutella4life 14

Wednesday 17 June 2015 19:23

I feel bad for the subway workers

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