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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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You deserved it 3 557
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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madridbee 0

hilarious! best thing i've ever read here

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DeadMansCrack 4

At least it wasn't McDonald's

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zazazaza_fml 0

That's a man's man right there.

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OnlySuspicion 0

My boyfriend of 7 months dumped me a while back over Skype while trying to talk one of his friends out of suicide. I know how you feel but, on the bright side, at least your call wasn't free!

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joy_nash 7

This is too horrible and short not to be real! *hugs* your boyfriend is an ass.

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YelloAsylum 0

You got dumped because YOU should have been making your man his sammich.

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c31996 0

Best comment ever. In the history of forever. And ever.

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tehredbaran 0

LMFAO WIN! Best comment I've seen on here.

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