Animals: Multitasking

Multitasking

By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

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You deserved it 25 071

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 120

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 1 037

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

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You deserved it 25 595

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309 192

You deserved it 65 812

Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 805

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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You deserved it 149

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 155

You deserved it 10 290

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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You deserved it 4 053

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 354

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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You deserved it 46 909

not1 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:05

goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/

dol567 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

You should've kept hold of the dog!

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Paredero 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:30

Rest in Peace... @11 FLM = **** Life Me xd

tnf0920 9

Friday 13 March 2009 16:31

I can only hope you get hit by a truck too you stupid moron...

zebendyone 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:34

I don't know that you had to let go of the dog to do that. I would've tied it quickly to something. Little kids falling off bikes isn't enough of an emergency to DROP EVERYTHING and RUSH over there and then have to chase after the dog later. Unless this girl did some crazy flips and shit on her bike. THEN maybe.

tastylipstick 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:35

why would you let go of the dog?! :(

jm88 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:41

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 20:54

The little girl fell off a bike!! No harm done. I'm sure she had someone watching her. He's a creep for going over there and it's not even his kid.

theeNSP 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:56

L. G. A W E. O. R. R A. E. O. I S. S. U. S H. N. T D

theeNSP 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:56

L. G. A W E. O. R. R A. E. O. I S. S. U. S H. N. T D

tiffi_is_spiffi 1

Wednesday 27 November 2013 14:24

Maybe the little girls parents should've been around..sorry but that dog was OPs responsibility not the little girl

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Friday 13 March 2009 16:42

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Wazilla 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:23

Yes people are morw important than animals but in this situation, neither is. I've fallen of my bike and face planted into the cement. I got up and said and learned not to do that again, no helo required. If i could do that so could this kid.

silentdud 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:43

dude I can't even imagine how you explained this to your friend.

alex_vik 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:48

#17 - You put the leash around your wrist, duh.

firstnlast77 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:51

i let go of my dog all the time, it's not trained or anything it just has a bunch knows not to run in the street...or in front of cars i agree though unless she was bleeding to death and had a broken legs she'll help herself