Animals: Multitasking

Multitasking

By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 996

You deserved it 25 071

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 120

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 1 037

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 759

You deserved it 25 595

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309 192

You deserved it 65 812

Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 222

You deserved it 5 805

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 149

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 155

You deserved it 10 290

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 098

You deserved it 4 053

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 924

You deserved it 3 354

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

not1 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:05

goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/

dol567 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

You should've kept hold of the dog!

Comments

nat66623 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:42

It should have been the dog's FML (or FLM whatever...) Poor baby :'( What's FLM BTW?

jet_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:45

Honestly, guys, chill. It was a gut reaction. She was trying to help the little girl, and she didn't have time to think it through. A little careless, yes, but she must already be feeling terrible. No need to rub it in.

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:00

okay, i just got my account unbanned and i dont want to get banned again. so, i cant really say what i want to, but i will say this....can you be any less responsible?

lalalandmachine 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:51

THAT SUCKS. i'm so sorry :( yeah guys stop being insensitive, it was a gut reaction. totally agree, jet.

that_guy321 2

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:00

wow people chill out. it was a little girl, little kids tend to exagerate their injuries. it wasn't the person's fault at all that the dog ran in front of the truck. if anything, say the dog was stupid, not the person.

tralalalala123 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:06

this happened to my dog 2 summers ago and she was killed, not because someone dropped the leash, but because she ran off really suddenly(long story please dont ask) so whoever commented about how the dog was stupid or anything or that it wasn't the person's fault, really, dogs just follow their instincts which are primarily based around hunting. the dog probably saw something on the other side of the road and had an impulse to chase after it.. don't call the dog stupid. he/she doesn't know that the road/ trucks are dangerous.

potentpotable 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:51

FLM = **** Life, Man!

youareindeepshit 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 7:16

You can't just let go of a dog like that... Little girls falling off of bikes are normal. If she's crying loudly and screaming for her mother, she's probably fine. If she's screaming loud enough shatter glass, then she's bleeding pretty bad. If she's absolutely silent... that's when you rush over (with the dog.) Band-aids for the little girl with the scratched knee, five bucks. A round of booze to fuel your cursing and self-loathing, ten bucks. Watching your friend's expression when you tell them your stupidity killed their dog... priceless.

isantorin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 8:15

Why is everyone acting like he thought, "I THINK I'LL KILL MY FRIEND'S DOG NOW!" Obviously, HE WAS NOT. He's feeling bad and he KNOWS it. Personally, I'm blaming his friend for not knowing that the FML (flm?) poster is not the most knowledgable person about dogs. Also, what's he going to tie the dog to? What if nothing was around? I know if I were walking a dog and a little girl fell in front of my house, there aren't trees or poles for me to tie a leash to. I'd have to drop it. And would I, to help up a little girl? OF COURSE I WOULD, it's a huge leap of logic from, "I'll drop this leash for a second, pick this little girl up," to "I'll drop this leash, OBVIOUSLY the next most likely situation is the dog will be hit by a car!" It's not something that crosses people's minds that easily if you're not a dog owner, which I'm assuming FML poster isn't.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:56

yup. gotta agree with #s 59 and 60. you could've brought the dog with you. shes a little girl who fell off her bike. thats maybe what, a few inches or so off the ground? goodness, have to help her recover from a few scrapes. if i were in a similar situation but with my baby (cat). i wouldn't let go of my cat. because in the end, id rather have my cat intact than feel good about helping a little girl get up. im sure thats how your friend feels. which sucks.