Animals: Multitasking

Multitasking

By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 996

You deserved it 25 071

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 120

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 1 037

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 759

You deserved it 25 595

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309 192

You deserved it 65 812

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 222

You deserved it 5 805

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 149

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 155

You deserved it 10 290

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 098

You deserved it 4 053

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 923

You deserved it 3 354

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

not1 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:05

goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/

dol567 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

You should've kept hold of the dog!

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not1 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:05

goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/

lelanatty 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 5:22

exactly. You totally deserve whatever you get from our good friend karma on this one. have you never fallen off a bike, OP?

sheslostinside 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 23:51

**** u

mygiraffe 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:03

stfu

hairt 4

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:01

wtf.. don't ever leave dogs especially when you're out. that girl has legs and a brain she knows what to do. even if you wanted to help, you couldve brought the dog together with you.

dol567 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

You should've kept hold of the dog!

WTSchool 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 22:57

Why in the hell did you let go of the dog?

bepe22 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:20

seriously.

worb 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:06

of course this one was your fault, why would you be so careless with your friends dog? it wasn't even yours.

Megbo 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:12

**** that little girl...the dog is more important.

sictransit_lori 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:12

FLM?

interventions 1

Friday 13 March 2009 16:17

why did you let go of the dog, idiot? i know exactly how your friend ******* feels, since my dog got hit by a truck a few years ago. it was one of the most awful things i've experienced in my life. you're a horrible person.

WOGBRO 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 15:27

Guys calm down I get it I love dogs to. And he is an Idiot YDI

iipinkette 16

Monday 16 July 2012 23:25

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FMLJFL 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:58

Seriously? Falling off a bike is not that bad. If the girl was thrown off and did five flips in the air before she landed on her neck, well then maybe it would be acceptable to let go of everything and run to her. But damn I feel sorry that someone like you was walking that dog