Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

Your foreskin was... alive? Circumcision guilt?

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mullet3388 16

you deserve to be haunted by hittler you stupid ****

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Josephace 2

FYI you could have a procedure to get your foreskin back.

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contentedmama 8

Surgical restoration is pretty useless but you can stimulate growth of new skin by tugging the shift skin.

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sanecatlady 13

It's funny to think that my tonsils that were removed when I was around four are waiting for me up on a cloud somewhere...

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Aweh_Olivia 13

Probably my favorite FML I've ever read.

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kalbrek009 20

I personally doubt you will "meet it in heaven"...no pun intended. But in all seriousness, I wonder if you don't have don't have some more deeply seated issues in your life that could be helped by a good therapist, rather than wasting time "moping around" about your foreskin.

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hellmate 12

this is more "dumbshits being dumbshits" than a "FML"

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contentedmama 8

Way to victim shame. I bet you wouldn't have the same reaction if it was a woman on here complaining about the removal of *her* foreskin. Sexist...

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contentedmama 8

Research it and you will never inflict this on your sons. It's one of those topics where the more you know, the more you are against it. There is a growing movement to end routine infant circumcision because of just how barbaric it is.

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