Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

Your foreskin was... alive? Circumcision guilt?

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RavenDesired 10

This is certainly the strangest FML I've ever seen.

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JoseIsAdork 31

wow, after a long break from reading FMLs I finally get back on and this is what I see ×_× to op, sorry to hear about your foreskin... I think... this is probably the strangest thing I've ever read..

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DrCoconut 3

The part about this that annoys me most is that people think it is a baby and they have no rights because they are under 18, and that the parent owns them and can make decisions for them. But this is something that affects that child for the rest of their life. The child should have that choice when they are old enough to make it.

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allplayedout 20

Time to lay off the sauce OP. You seem so young...

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yuuKi_92 14

Probably gonna get thumbed down but I don't care! I have been with two guys one cut one not and I prefer the circumcised one the guy who had his foreskin didn't clean it properly and it reeked so bad I nearly threw up! He also couldn't figure out how to put a condom on properly so it wouldn't slide off! so I wouldn't do anything sexual with him, also my current partner (cut) and I don't want to be cleaning our kids foreskin it's gross! Or trying to show him how to use a condom when he's a teenager with his foreskin when neither of us know, And I think the fact they use the foreskins to make new skin for people with burns or who need grafts is wonderful at least it's not thrown away!

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contentedmama 8

Cleaning a child's foreskin is simple. It's not gross at all. The foreskin is a self cleansing organ. Urine, which is sterile in healthy individuals, washes away any contaminants. Other glands in the foreskin wash away any urea left behind. All that really needs to be done with an infant's foreskin is...well pretty much nothing. When intact, don't retract. Only clean what is seen. Wipe it like a finger, no soap necessary. I just let my son soak in the bath water for however long he feels like playing. He's never had an infection or smell. Just because you had one experience with one guy who had terrible hygiene doesn't mean that you should rip away your sons' foreskin.

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snegec 7

Technically, foreskin is one of those pieces of your body that you can get back with some patience and work. So if you really want to have it, look it up on the internet. This is not a hoax, but.. it will take you somewhat from 6-12 months. I hope you weren't expecting instant results.

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contentedmama 8

You can never get back all the nerve endings or specialized glands in the foreskin. At best, you can stretch the shaft skin to regain some of the mechanical lubrication. This hardly makes it back to normal. Also, it takes a year at best but I've heard men say they've been restoring for 5 years. It really all depends on the amount of skin that was cut away and the amount of coverage the individual wants. It takes a lot of dedication and effort to restore. OP, if it's something you would like to look into it CAN help in many ways. Just do a Web search for foreskin restoration and you will find plenty of resources to help you.

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