Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

Your foreskin was... alive? Circumcision guilt?

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unicornruler 16

This is so weird

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prettygurl89 16

You don't want to meet it. Uncircumcised penises are effing disgusting.

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BlazeCaravelli 13

I think I'll have some of what he's having.

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LacrosseFAIL 9

I feel bad for you OP, having foreskin is so much better than not having it.

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cilla27 1

Obviously you cut off something emotionally lately? Take a psychology approach lol

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macsyourguy 5

as someone who came late to that party: trust me, it's better this way. seriously.

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derpina72 23

This is the strangest FML I've ever read, hands down.

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IHaveThePower 16

The only thing you're missing is getting a higher rate of STIs. Go forth and enjoy your much safer sex life.

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