Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: My ears! - FML

My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

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Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

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Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

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Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Top comments

Supergirl1988 16

Friday 22 February 2013 19:22

It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!

Lauren324 18

Friday 22 February 2013 19:22

F your moms life not yours!

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Tiger9099 11

Monday 4 March 2013 17:34

Why did you mute you're tv?!?

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 5:29

Should probs turn that volume up more...

PaintedTempest 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 5:57

This is OP here. I didn't have the account when I wrote the FML. I muted the TV so I could call a friend and talk to them and, sadly, I had to hear about my parents' sex life. Its actually my mom and step-dad but I call him my dad anyway. Some of y'alls comments are real funny. They are still happy together...besides the lack of sex. Thanks to all of you for commenting though.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:26

Looks like you won't be muting the TV anytime unless you are home alone...now you know that...

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