Phone calls and Intimacy: My ears! - FML

My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

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Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

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Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

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Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

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Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By T-Bear - 07/10/2015 15:02 - United States - College Station

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Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

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Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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HeatherXCore 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:29

I guess that's where she got her hearing AIDs! BA-DUM-CHING! =D

happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:00

Just because she's old she can't have a sex life? I know it must have been weird but you are saying that when you get over 60 or whatever age you have to stop having sex forever? No! There are many new sex toys and games such as oral or phone sex to experiment with these days. She never had those things when she was 20 so she's trying now. Go granny!

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pmckay1 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 18:58

o that's gross

chickie22 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:52

that disturbing

kionacheyenne 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:25

ewwwww!

shaay_kimmie 0

Friday 18 November 2011 6:15

g r o s s !

Kingbreezy04 10

Monday 11 June 2012 23:23

Oh I love it when we have sex on my plastic covered couch, while you pull my depends to the side. And pour prunes on me. Sorry I called an old persons sex line

29dear 16

Thursday 4 July 2013 15:35

hey, my grandma can't even use a phone all that well.

Xeebar 28

Tuesday 6 May 2014 8:37

Did she, by chance, contract hearing AIDS?

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