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By someone - 29/07/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By Alexismaria - 23/10/2014 20:05 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML

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Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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I like big butts and I cannot lie

By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML

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You deserved it 282

Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 23:14

Some acid will get that image right off. :)

sandwichmaterial 5

Friday 29 July 2011 23:17

me gusta.

Comments

user115 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:34

why were you looking in that area?????

Kuina_fml 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:24

Just remember, if you ever get old and start jogging, you'll scar little kids for life.

kisekii 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:35

I salute you for being able to survive.

ForAfter 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:36

Stop. Crying.

likerawrandstuff 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:44

Did It Happen To Be Jackass.?! :D That Would Be Awesome.

tacocannon99 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:22

well I have the comfiest little backyard patio

Wolfff19 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:49

That really sucks, thats why you shouldnt look at anyone's crotch. LOL!

justbigbs 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:53

You should wash your eyes with vodka, heard its popular on youtube. But don't forget the side effects... blindness.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:19

Why are U starin' @ an old man's happy sac?!?

RebelYell14 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:46

To have been watching so long to describe his balls as swinging back and forth like s pendulum means you were staring. You deserve the seared image in that case.