My precious baby

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
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hghrider123456 9

So you get beat into submission by a pussy, I see nothing out of the ordinary here

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DocBastard 38

ALL cats think like this. The difference between most cats and yours is that yours actually has the guts to go through with it.

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Reemalpha07 2

Just do what we do in the south, find an abandoned road and leave that pussy there, someone will eventually find her and take her in

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

I love how it's structured... We think he's talking about a person in the first few words. :P

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Atalia 17

Time to go on My Cat From Hell!!

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queen_lego 21

I personally would love to adopt your cat even though your cat is an asshole. Sounds like the perfect cat for me :)

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rustlesscoast85 4

Wear a spartan suit around the house and draw out your lazer pointer when he looks like in attack mode

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BITCH_IM_BATMAN 2

you could just let it live outside if it doesnt come back than asta la vista but if it does leave food outside...... and bring a large stick or bat

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Artures_way1 23

I could try to make him/her happy in my house. :) normally it's a sing they need positive attention.

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