Facebook, Social Media and Love: Mysterious and sketchy

Mysterious and sketchy

By Cherie - 09/12/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I received a DM on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of, saying, "Eric X's wife says HI." She goes on to say that she is going to find me, and ruin my life the way I have ruined hers. I've never even heard of Eric X and am happily engaged. FML

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Today, I came across a friend on Instagram. She's engaged… to my abusive ex… who has been stalking and harassing me lately. She was wearing the ring he gave me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By Lisa - 23/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Tupelo

Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML

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By swallowsafly - 08/06/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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Raych_Riot 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:20

Maybe she ment Eric's ex wife ? Its not really an Fml if it was just a case of mistaken identity anyway. She'll relise her mistake, get embaresed and block you (:

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:27

She has you mistaken for someone else. Have some fun with it. Tell her Eric has decided to move in with you and would she please put all his stuff on the lawn and he will be by to pick it up later.

Comments

h4yleyg 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:39

Yeah, that kind of happened to me. A girl who is apparently currently going out with (and is/was pregnant by?) a guy I went to school with - and haven't seen for six years or spoken to in eight - Facebook messaged me multiple times and said, amongst other things, that I had 'caused enough shit in their relationship' and 'why did I go looking for him?' and 'I was a lying *****'. I would have thought she was a troll if it hadn't been for the fact she mentioned what class I was in at school. I don't know what bullshit the boy was feeding her but she obviously thought it worthy enough of writing 'you slag!' or something to that effect from his account on my wall. My crime? Adding him on Facebook. A year ago. Like I added all the other 180 people in my year, none of whom had crazy people message me. I didn't even talk to the boy. People are messed up.

h4yleyg 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:43

And to clarify, I never did anything with this person and have been with my boyfriend for nearly four years. FML for adding the wrong person on Facebook, apparently.

RFreedom 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:24

hello OP, i am Eric X's wife i am still ruining you biatch.

Skulgrav 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:13

Are you sure it's a woman? O.o

ellawea 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:24

that's ****** up.

lakk30 0

Friday 26 February 2010 15:53

chill, it's prob just spam

fingswt_fml 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 5:28

it was me

Stupideric_fml 0

Friday 26 November 2010 9:43

I got a similar email on Facebook. Mine was from a guy that said he sees me at McDonald's everyday. I eat there about 4 times a week because its the closest thing to my house. He threatened to poison my food if I didn't stop going there. :(