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It says, " Spell correctly when commenting or leaving replies and make sure that it actually has something to do with the FML being discussed. Otherwise, just keep your ridiculous comments/replies/questions to yourself." That's "wot" it says.

XanderJayNix 17

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:08

I could read it, and it is indeed epic. Must try that next time I go to Starbucks.

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