Mystery pooch
By Scarred - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Marquette
By Scarred - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Marquette
That's why you never ever open the community office fridge. I have my own fridge in my cube of solitude.
There the **** you are rover u dumb bitch
Yes, Health Inspector's Office? The address is...
Mom! Where's the Ben and Jerry's? Its behind the dog dear...right next to your father.
Lol thats funny
You joke but I know people that is true of. Personally I keep any dead animals I'm planning to mount (or taxidermize if you want to get all Chuck Testa) in a separate freezer from my icecream, but I know other taxidermists who have dead animals bagged up between the icecream and bagel bites. :p
lol creepy
Where do you work? The bitchin' dog food factory?
My dad works in a diagnostic lab and in fifth grade I got to dissect a brain in the lab. In the lab, there is a freezer. He showed me what was inside the freezer. There was a dead dog and horse legs upside down in a barrel. Apparently, glue is made out of horse legs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I was told.
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Where the heck do you work?
*opens freezer* "well, I guess I found Fido." *sees striped shirt peeking underneath* "yeah!!...I also found Waldo!"