Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 499
You deserved it 8 055
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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Jazzalyn 10

I'm with #33 on this one. You guys are just being slack. The girl's 19 years old, for God's sake. She's legally allowed to make her own choices in life. While I can understand where her mother's coming from (I mean, if I was in her position, I might have the same FML feeling she did), I still think that, if the girl agreed to whatever happened (i.e., the sex was consensual and all that), then the only person who should be able to judge her is herself (and God if you're one of those people). And I don't believe that sleeping with two guys makes you a ****/*****/any other name most people here have thrown around. Or that just because this happened now, that that's the way she's going to go through life.

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The_good_times 0

#105, how is that not a whorish? I can't enumerate the number of things that are wrong with what she did, but I'll say a few : 1. both are far too old for her, those kind of relationships aren't healthy, it's true she's 19 which is considered an adult in most of the world, but anyone that remembers what it was like at 19 knows you're not really that much of an adult yet psychologically. 2. sleeping with 2 guys at approx the same time(otherwise it wouldn't be a toss up) is kind of slutish. 3. sleeping with your fathers best friend is a very dick move, sleeping with the pool man that your father is paying isn't exactly much lower on the dick move scale either. 4. remaining pregnant is dumb too, if you're gonna screw your fathers best friend and the pool man, at least take every precaution you can. Seriously, it's not about the fact that she slept with 2 guys, look at the details ! dads best friend, pool boy, twice her age, pregnant etc., you can't just ignore all those words and pretend it was just 2 random college guys which she had a bit of fun with and moved on.

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blo0_starZz 0

yeah, she can mayk her decisions, but 2 guys? & theyre 2x her age!! either hv a bf or just FTW(:

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EvilDave 13

Sounds like a paternity test is in order. On a different note, I wish I knew your daughter.

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azn504boi 0

Sorry guys it was neither. It was me. Now she's going to have an adorable asian baby

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Azazello_fml 0

Og, come on! She's in college! And so what if she likes older guys, it doesn't make her a **** or a ho. It just makes you a crappy parent who didn't take the time to explain to her what contraception is

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The_good_times 0

so, I guess that if you were a 19 year old girl, you'd find it totally ok to sleep with your fathers 45 y old best friend. and the pool boy he's paying. I'm starting to think that some of you just say that she's not a ***** and it's normal what she did to have a different response than the rest and you try to pass it as "she's 19 it's ok to sleep with 2 guys so what".

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perdix 29

I'm rooting for the Best Friend! The OP could be the Best Man at the Best Friend's wedding. They've both seen the bride naked. And would it be great to be best friend's with your son-in-law? I'm surprised your ***** daughter would go out with a guy you like. ***** like that usually make sure they date guys their parents hate. You must have done something right to have her want to **** someone you approve of:)

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Wizzards_fml 0

I'm betting on the pool cleaner ...or well the 45 year old friend just might like it tight :p

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