Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 500
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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Anaxes 5

OH NOEZ! THINK OF TEH BAHBY! It's ok pro-lifers, I've done your work for you.

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dbs_fml 0

I've come to clean zeee poool!

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Mystical_Toaster 0

actually I'm the father, I'm 6 foot 9 inches with a bat. come get it bitch >:)

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Laxer21 0

a little older and it could be Paris hilton

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toast1b 0

Hooray for great parenting

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redneckbabe38618 0

i'll say it cuz no one else prolly would but ma'am ur daughter is a *****

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Howulikeit 0

I think everybody got it covered

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