Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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FerrariCake 2

The pool guy and a 45 year old dude with a 19-year old... I think your daughter was the star of the porno I watched yesterday! Look on the bright side: at least she has a job.

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RedPillSucks 31

She told me she was 30!, honest! I guess I'll have to cross off OPs place off my pool cleaning client list. *you're not a predator if the meat comes to you :-)*

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Aprunetti 0

well one of those two guys is definitly a chomo.

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TheLoneWolf1124 0

kick both their asses and take a stun gun to their sacks

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MoJoThundRpants 0

that's ****** up man

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dirtybird2212 0

well there is nothing you can do as she is an adult

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onlysniper 0

that's bad its a toss up what's that say about your daughter and If its your best friend then there is questions to be answerd about friendship

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teraded 0

great story, would've been even more fun if it was true. I mean come on, no one would post this kind of insanity if it was true.

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